You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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