If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Randomize
