My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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