just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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