sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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