Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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