thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
