tell your sister to shave her snatch
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Randomize
