He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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