her vagine was all disorganized.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
