Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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