dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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