he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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