Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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