why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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