I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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