so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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