It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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