i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
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