i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I think i got beer on your cat.
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