Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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