"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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