Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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