pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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