Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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