I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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