I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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