No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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