i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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