Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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