Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Are we still banned from the library?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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