AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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