Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
