I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
home. puking in laundry basket.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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