i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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