It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Randomize
