so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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