She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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