The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
if only i could text you this smell
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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