i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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