imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
two words: eviction party
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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