Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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