That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
