i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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