I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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