arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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