It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My dick has a subreddit
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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