Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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