chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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