so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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