Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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