The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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