and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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