There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
it's like heaven, but drunker
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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