But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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