We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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